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Sending out mail is one of my favorite things to do when my husband is away with the Army. I’ve sent dozens of boxes since he joined the service 14 years ago, but I haven’t sent a spicy care package since I usually let the kids help me decorate them.
Some of these could be considered inappropriate, but honestly, have you ever met a service member who didn’t appreciate a bit of crude humor?
These spicy care package ideas from Pinterest were too cute to resist!
Kisses From Your Mrs.
We’re starting off pretty tame with this “Kisses from your Mrs.” themed box. I don’t know how they made those glittery kisses, but they’re adorable!
Pikachu (Peek at You)
Getting a little spicier with this “I like to Pikachu naked!” box. It’s perfect for the Pokemon lovers out there. Plus, I love a clever play on words.
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I Miss Yer Booty
“I miss yer booty.” This pirate-themed spicy care package is too true. I miss my husband, so much, when he is gone, even his booty.
I Miss You
“Get your cactass home! I miss you!” Not exactly spicy, but it has a cuss word in it. So, I’m sure someone out there would consider it taboo.
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Time To Get Leid
“It’s almost time to get leid if you know what I mean. You’re coming home!” This is perfect for anyone stationed in Hawaii!
Can’t Wait to See You
“I can’t wait to see you…naked!” This package would seem so innocent…until they took everything out of the box and saw the bottom.
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Can’t Wait to Touch Your Butt
“I can’t wait to touch your butt! Just keep swimming, deployment is almost over!” The ‘butt’ touching scene is my favorite in Finding Nemo and this spicy care package is just too cute!
Foxtrot Uniform Kilo Charlie
“Foxtrot Uniform Kilo Charlie this deployment. I miss you!” This isn’t exactly a spicy care package, but it also has a bad word, if you know where to look!
These spicy care package ideas are sure to send them a not-so-subtle hint of how much you are missing them.
I hope they inspire you to get a box in the mail soon and that you and your lover are together again soon!
