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I love sending themed boxes to my husband when he’s deployed! I’ve probably sent one for every holiday and special occasion that you can think of. But sometimes it’s fun to send one just because. Even better if it’s a funny and flirty care package!
Like most guys, my husband appreciates a good dad joke – the cornier the better! I found a couple of packages that he might get a laugh from, but they’re also kinda flirty, so he’ll know that I’m still loving him from afar.
Here are 9 funny and flirty care package ideas!
Fine-apple
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.” Who can resist smiling at a corny pickup line?
Hot Stuff
“Taco bout hot stuff coming through!” This flirty care package is perfect for someone who enjoys spicy sauces and snacks.
Like a Snack
“Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack!” This package is just asking to be filled with all of his favorite snacks!
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Optimus Fine
“If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!” Another corny pickup line, especially for someone who likes Transformers.
Stud Muffin
“Hey there, Stud Muffin!” The girls and I sent Heff a package similar to this when he was on a European Rotation. The muffins are pretty easy to DIY and they turn out so cute!
Corny
“Roses are red, but sometimes they’re thorny. When I’m not with you, I get sorta…CORNY!” I might have giggled at this one a little too much.
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Vitamin Me
“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me!” This theme is perfect for a mini or small care package full of medicine and vitamins. Those kinds of things (especially the travel sizes) are high up on the list of things to put in care packages.
Out of the Box
“I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the box.” This is the sort of flirty dad joke that my husband would appreciate!
One in a Minion
“You’re one in a minion!” I love a good play on words with a good theme and this package checks both of those boxes.
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These funny and flirty care package ideas are sure to let your long-distance loved one know that you are loving and missing them, so much!
I hope they inspire you to get a box in the mail soon!
