19 Things That Just Make Sense to Military Kids

19 Things That Just Make Sense to Military Kids
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During this month of the military child, I was thinking about all of the things that make military kids unique.

There are so many things that are different about my kids’ childhood that I never had in mine. And memories that they will have to look back on one day that most people will never experience.

Here are things that just make sense to military kids:

1. Waiting for your dad to get his haircut 55,948 times a year.

Things that make sense to military kids: waiting for their dad to get his hair cut all the time.
(Watching daddy get his hair cut at the PX.)

The military has strict requirements for how service members are supposed to look and keeping your hair cut and being clean shaven is at the top of the list for men. So, military kids are pros at waiting for their dad to get his haircut every other weekend!

2. Using a gazillion stickers to decorate care packages.

military kids decorating care packages to send to their dad overseas
(Nothing like a morning of decorating care packages!)

Military families send care packages to their service members when they’re overseas. And what better time to bust out ALL the art supplies and stickers? We decorate each box we put in the mail!

3. Squinting to pick him out in group work pictures.

(But which one is my dad?)

Are you even a military kid if you haven’t squinted and strained to pick out your dad in his group work pictures?

4. Moving boxes….so many moving boxes.

There’s not a military kid out there that hasn’t played or taken pictures in moving boxes. From the big wardrobe boxes to the small ones packed full of heavy books, there’s a creative use for them all!

5. Always being on the lookout for helicopters.

Maybe this one depends on your dad’s job, but since my husband is in aviation, my kids are always on the lookout for helicopters! Even when they were little they would point out every helicopter in the sky and wonder if their dad was in it.

6. FaceTiming during big events.

military kids facetime during big event so their parent doesn't miss out on these milestones
(FaceTiming daddy during her pre-k graduation.)

Sometimes being a military kid means that you have to FaceTime during big events so that your dad doesn’t completely miss out on these milestones.

7. Some of your baby pictures are blurry Skype pictures.

Being a military kid means that some of your baby pictures are blurry Skype pictures.
(Skype baby picture circa 2011.)

Being a military kid means that some of your baby pictures are blurry Skype screenshots, especially if your dad was in the Army before FaceTime was even around!

8. Your mom dressed you in patriotic outfits…a lot.

You might be a military kid if your mom put you in patriotic outfits all year long! Can’t get enough of Ol’ Glory!

9. Making homecoming signs before you ever went to high school.

deployment homecoming sign ideas
(Homecoming signs aren’t just for high schoolers!)

Homecoming signs are typically something high schoolers make during Homecoming Week at school…but not if you’re a military kid! You probably made homecoming signs before you left elementary school!

10. Waiting for your dad to shine his boots before he can come play.

military kid waiting for her dad to finish shining his boots
(Even princesses help their dad shine boots!)

You might be a military kid if you ever had to wait for your dad to finish shining his boots before he could come play with you.

11. Defense lessons and trigger discipline start early.

military kids learn how to shoot early in life
(Harrison’s School for Rebel Girls)

When your dad is a soldier, self-defense and shooting lessons start early in life! It’s never too soon to learn trigger discipline.

12. Your dad falls asleep in the middle of his conversations a lot.

(Fell asleep while on the phone.)

Okay, so this probably happens to all kinds of kids and dads. There are hard-working dads all over the place, not just in the military. But I think soldiers have a unique ability to fall asleep anytime, anywhere. They understand that you gotta get sleep when you can.

13. Playing on military equipment.

Whether it’s a tank, a humvee, or a helicopter, military kids have probably played on it! There are all kinds of events on post and family get-togethers where military kids get up close and personal with military equipment.

14. Collecting PCS stickers for your mom to make an ornament.

(PCS sticker ornament for the Christmas tree!)

If you know….you know that PCS stickers can be found randomly on furniture years after a PCS. Some furniture might even be sporting multiple colors. And only military kids have done a scavenger hunt to help their mom make a Christmas ornament!

15. Paratroopers fall from the sky on the opening day of your sports season.

You might be a military kid if paratroopers have every fallen from the sky on opening day of your soccer season!

16. ‘Going on Skype dates’ with your dad.

(Skype dates aren’t just from grown-ups!)

‘Going on Skype dates’ was one of my kids’ favorite things to do when their dad was on a hardship tour for 15 months. And you gotta make it a real event by getting take-out and watching a movie ‘together’.

17. You have baby beret pictures.

(Wearing daddy’s beret circa 2012.)

If you’re a military kid, you have toddler pictures of yourself in part of your dad’s uniform. Whether it’s his beret, his boots, his cap, his helmet, or whatever else you could get your chubby little hands on, you had to try it on yourself!

18. You’ve racked up more highway miles than a used Honda Civic.

If there’s one thing military kids are good at….it’s road trips! Driving home to visit family and long-distance PCSes have turned my kids into road trip pros!

19. You’ve cried during ‘see-you-later’ hugs.

This is hands-down the worst part of being a military kid. Whether it’s your dad heading out for deployment or leaving your grandparents after Christmas break or telling your best friends goodbye before a PCS, military kids have to give more see-you-later hugs than they can count. But in the end it only makes them stronger and more resilient.

Military kids are definitely living unique childhoods.

I’m sure there are other things that I’m forgetting to list here, but these kids are some of the best out there!

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